THEY'RE KILLING US







Oh boy, it's time to plan the wedding. Cory and Topanga have gone through so much. First the bridesmaids hated the dresses. Next Cory's parents got angry when he chose Shawn over Eric as the best man. Then they realized they invited way too many people for the hall they rented. Finally, Feeny looks like the only choice they have for a band. That's it! Cory and Topanga are sick of this engagement! They want to get married with no planner, no hall; just their friends and their family right in Cory's house next Friday (at 8pm, 7 central, as Cory put it).
great ep!
My review: This episode was 100% funny, great, and well-directed.

Memorable Quotes:
Topanga: "For our honeymooon,"
Cory: "Honeymoo-oon!"
Topanga: "I was thinking we could go trucking in Peru, scuba-diving in the Carribean, or river-rafting down the Colorado."
Cory: "It's not necessary."
Topanga: "Cory, I've made a ton of suggestions and you don't like any of them."
Cory: "Well, that's because you haven't mentioned the one place that I want to go."
Topanga: "Where's that?"
Cory: "You know."

-Sumbitted by Jen

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You know what's sick, everyone? DISNEY CUT HALF THE EPISODE OUT! Bad content my butt! This stuff's funny and you all have a right to hear it.
Episode #141
Originally aired: ABC, 8pm, Friday, October 29, 1999
Directed by: William Russ
Guest Star: Meagen Fay
What Disney cut out: When Eric is humerously proposing to Topanga, he says "Topanga, marry me and let's-" The rest of the line is, "Make nick nick."
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There is also a scene cut out after Topanga asks Cory where he wants to go for the honeymoon and Cory says, "You know." It goes like this:
Topanga: "Cory!"
Cory: "I want it."
Topanga: "Cory, I'm beginning to think this wedding is just a prelude to sex for you."
Cory: "That's brilliant, Sherlock."
Topanga: "Oh, so you're just marrying me so we can consummate our relationship?"
Cory: "Me and 900,000,000 other guys."
Topanga: "Cory, I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we spent our honeymoon in any old hotel!"
Cory: "Or in the road."
Topanga: "Cory, that's sick!"
Cory: "'That's sick.' I'm sick? You know what's sick, everyone? We have been in a relationship for 17 years. And you know what I've gotten in all that time? Let me touch something!"
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When Topanga's in the Civil War wedding dress, she says to Morgan, "Bite me."
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Also, Feeny says "Damn" when he's pretending to get a message from his watch.
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Thanks to Jarret (jarretx@hotmail.com), DJ, and Ella (moonears538@aol.com) for the info!
Thank you to DJ for all the sounds!
Yeah. DJ knows the importance of freedom of speech.